User talk:TurtleShroom

Take it for a read
I was looking up random lego stuff in one tab and bible stuff in the other (as you do) when, suddenly, the bible tab mentioned Lego! To my amazement, there is a 'Brick Testament'. It's used as a teaching aid by peol ple looking for teaching aids about the bible (unlike my religion teacher, who tells us to read the book ourselves while she does paperwork. If she's feeling guilty about how we're all going to fail our Religion exams.) I was amazed at the idea: The Brick Testament, the Bible told in Lego! But, while it is an amazing idea and lots of it is great, it was written by an atheist. It's purpose is to convince us the Bible is supid by portraying it in Lego, which he presumably feels is stupid too. To aid himself in this, he has creaively 'translated' the Bible so it portrays God as telling us all to kill homeless people and advising slaves to ignore escape opportunities. But there's one thing he didn't need to mistranslate. Revalation. Well, he only mangeled it a bit. It's a great reminder that Revalation cannot be read literally by the sane, ony interperted. It's here, but there is a bit of swearing in it. Also naked Lego figures, if you're offended by that sort of thing. But overall it's very interesting. Check with your parents first, but I personally recommend reading it. Don't take it to heart, mind, it was written by an atheist to mock religion, but it's interesting nonetheless.-NAE16:45, May 16, 2010 (UTC)